Crass Release Box Set Directly Into Dumpster in Effort to Reach Core Fans

LONDON – Crass frontman Steve Ignorant announced plans for a new Crass box set in an impromptu press conference to gathered members of the media (and curious vagrants) behind a local Aldi market, yesterday. In a bold statement against the state of digital music distribution, Ignorant announced the band will attempt to reach its fans in the most efficient way possible: releasing the new box set directly into dumpsters around the United Kingdom and the United States.

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